(Theyskens’ Theory Karyl top and Iknife dress, Alexander Wang sandals, Proenza Schouler bag, Melissa Joy Manning and Mr. Kate earrings)

The tribal surfer gear print (exhibit A), ringer neck, and snug tshirt cut of this dress weren’t ’90s enough, so I had to layer something vaguely resembling a thermal underneath it. Only then did life make sense again.