New in from Alexander Wang, the Joan ankle strap pump. Their stark beauty is even more pronounced in white leather but I was too slow to click through before they sold out. TOO SLOW. Seriously, they’re not available anywhere. Where are all the people stealing the space shoes from me on the internet? I would love to see them on the street to A. see who I’m up against and B. analyze their choices in styling the pointy whiteness. I had a very specific plan and everything. But it’s ok, I’m sure I’ll be happier to have gotten them in my trusty black in a few weeks when my misplaced indignation wears off.